Sunday, September 6, 2009

Smut for the Day

I can't resist temptation to comment on this one. Much like I couldn't control the hand that clicked on the page.

First off, my own personal disclaimer, which really means very little:

I'm not a reality show watcher. I don't read the celebrity smut magazines. And, the only things I know about Jon and K.ate and Oct.omom and whomever else, are the things that flash before my eyes on the newsstand while I'm waiting at checkout, things I see in the only paper I read (the WSJ), and whatever Brian Wil.liams says on the nightly news when I happen to catch him. Otherwise, I prefer to have my head conveniently buried in the sand.

And then I flipped on my laptop yesterday. The last time I had it in for IT service, the guy set my home page to M.S.N.com. Something I never changed. So I popped open internet explorer and there it was plastered across the front. And what did I do? I swear a 2 ton brick could not have stopped my hand from clicking on it. There was nothing I could do but read and stare and gawk.

The Dug.gars are having their 19th child. What.the.fucq.

3 comments:

  1. I just had a conversation about this over lunch. 19 kids. 19 years of gestation. Seems like it's a little greedy from my point of view. I mean, she has 19 and me... ha.

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  2. The Duggars can bite my ass. They may have 19 kids, but hey...would you want to be one of them? No me. No thanks. I'd rather choose my own private hell. Thank you for your support. It really means a lot. Hope things are going well with your cycle. I'm right behind you.

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  3. The whole Duggar proliferation thing actually infuriates me. Who the fucq to they think they are? Do they think "be fruitful and multiply" was directed solely at them? Have they NO SENSE of social responsibility? Do they think there are endless resources and space on the planet? I don't care whether they can afford all those kids or not, what if everyone had as many kids as possible? How crowded and desperate would the world be? Why do they think China imposed a limit? I could go on and on (obviously). I just want to choke their smiling, idiotic faces.

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